Out of the mouths of babes?  Psshh...  Kids got nothin' on this centenarian!

On her 100th birthday, this sweetheart, who clearly does not give a care, gave a local T.V. reporter the interview of his life when he asked what she wanted for her special day.

You know it's gonna be a good answer when she starts off the interview by saying, "How's yo d--k, hangin'?"