Two Practical Uses For Fruit Cake

Every single year of my life I have always gotten a fruit cake gift. I take a quick bite so I do not make the person feel bad. Then I set it aside. The next day I look at the fruit cake and it is as hard as the floor. There it is. The hard fruit cake that isn't going to be eaten. It has to have some purpose. I have discovered two practical uses for this pesky Christmas cake.

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