Laws are put in place for the safety of all of us. Even if they're not convenient for you, they have these to make sure that life, in general, is a welcome experience for all. There are some laws that are just plain dumb. Here are a few laws in Washington state that you won't believe and you probably break on a daily basis.

No person may walk about in public if he or she has the common cold.
I wish more people in Yakima knew of this (ahh-CHOO!)

X-rays may not be used to fit shoes.
I'm just checking for pebbles that may have ended up in there.

All lollipops are banned.
That sucks! (rimshot)

People may not buy a mattress on Sunday.
I thought Sunday was a day of rest?

It is illegal to pretend that one’s parents are rich.
But my dad's name is Rich!

(in Seattle) You may not carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length.
That includes mullets.

(in Spokane) No one may kneel on a pedestrian skywalk.
Yeah, no Tebowing!

(in Wilbur) You may not ride an ugly horse.
So that means you can't take Sarah Jessica Parker here.

So, y'know, don't do any of these things and we won't have to tell on you.