8 Dumb Laws in Washington State
February 6, 2012 3:22 PM 
No person may walk about in public if he or she has the common cold.
I wish more people in Yakima knew of this (ahh-CHOO!)
X-rays may not be used to fit shoes.
I’m just checking for pebbles that may have ended up in there.
All lollipops are banned.
That sucks! (rimshot)
People may not buy a mattress on Sunday.
I thought Sunday was a day of rest?
It is illegal to pretend that one’s parents are rich.
But my dad’s name is Rich!
(in Seattle) You may not carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length.
That includes mullets.
(in Spokane) No one may kneel on a pedestrian skywalk.
Yeah, no Tebowing!
(in Wilbur) You may not ride an ugly horse.
So that means you can’t take Sarah Jessica Parker here.
So, y’know, don’t do any of these things and we won’t have to tell on you.
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