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Adriana Lima Is an Athlete or Something — An Athlete With Really Tiny Uniforms

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We like athletic girls, especially athletic girls who are also Victoria’s Secret models.

Here’s Adriana Lima, currently on the Mount Rushmore of V.S. models (along with Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio and you can pick whoever you want for the fourth), trying on a series of, well, it’s hard to say. Sporty outfits? Athletically inspired getups? Outdoor-running-based-activity wear?

We can’t really call them uniforms, since actually playing a sport in any of these would be rather difficult. (High heels? They look great on her, sure, they’re just a bit impractical for cutting and juking.) They’re sort of like uniforms created by a team of designers who had never actually played a sport, only heard sports described to them by someone who didn’t speak their native language very well.—

But hey, that’s nitpicking, isn’t it. It’s Adriana Lima doing sexy stuff for Italian Vogue, just watch already.


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