Allie the Asphyxiator — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Allie the Asphyxiator (pictured right)
Location: The ‘special accommodations needed’ aisle on the airplane.
Hobbies: Running, doing jumping jacks, carrying stuff for people (see above).
3 Things She Can’t Live Without: Anodized steel sports bras, lycra, Aleve.
Skills: Clapping with her arms behind her back, anchoring ships in a storm.
Her Motto: “Can you hold these for a second?”
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