I like Christmas for the kids, BUT ...It is way too commercialized and it makes people very angry trying to run around and make other people happy. Christmas is for children, and I am happy to make sure it makes their day.

My favorite holidays are birthdays because a true miracle was really born on each of them and Veterans Day because they have kept us free to have those birthdays. Christmas is my least favorite holiday, but I will never let the kids know that.

I have compiled a few videos that pretty much sum it up. There is even a country one in there because the dude tells it like it is!

Corey Taylor has got my vote for the No. 1 anti-Christmas song!

"F*&k Christmas" (a country anti-Christmas song) gets my vote for No. 2.

"South Park's" "Merry F*&king Christmas" comes in at No. 3

And Weird Al Yankovic's "Christmas At Ground Zero" is No. 4

Honestly, that is about it for the best ones. Other people have tried, but these four win among all the anti-Christmas songs.

So merry f*&king Christmas and all that other stuff Corey Taylor says!