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Apple Cup Smack – Trot Out Your Best Cougar and Husky Jokes

Apple Cup is today at 5 p.m. on FOX.

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Cougs say, “It’s Our Falkin’ Year”!

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But Washington State has not beaten Washington in the last 4 tries and hasn’t won at Husky Stadium in a decade. But a lot is riding on this Apple Cup besides just bragging rights.

A Cougar win sends Wazzu to the Pac-12 Conference title game, Huskies would love nothing better than to play spoiler, because a Washington win sends Stanford to represent the Pac-12 North in the title tilt. And then, of course, there’s this:

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It’s Apple Smack. The best Cougar and Husky jokes.

For Husky fans, you’ll always have this from a legendary Washington coach:

“I’ve always felt that being a Cougar prepares you for life. You learn not to expect too much.”
–UW Coach Don James

Q; How do you neuter a Cougar?

A: Kick his sister in the jaw!

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Courtesy Google

For Cougar faithful, a couple of gems:

Do you know why Chris Petersen’s teeth are off-white with a hint of brown?

Too many cream puffs.

Q: Why are they changing the playing field at Husky Stadium to cardboard?

A: Because Washington always looks better on paper.

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Washington State is 9-2 and ranked #14, Washington is 9-2 and ranked #15, yet Las Vegas is making Washington an almost double digit favorite at home.

Enjoy the game!

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