Attack of the Dildo Copter [NSFW]

It's a bird! It's a plane! Nope, it's a dildo copter and it seems to have risen to the occasion in the middle of this (assumed) political press conference.

NSFW - Even though it's a YouTube video, and even though it's a dildo, it's still pretty realistic looking

How do you react to something like this? Me? I do what the cameramen and photographers do, aim the lenses at the dildocopter. It's much more interesting than anyone could possibly say. Unfortunately, one of the guys, probably his bodyguard, would do anything for the politician, even if it meant taking a dildo for him and gracefully swatted it out of the air, breaking it.