Chris Illuminati
Kat Dennings — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Kat Dennings is basically everywhere — on TV, in movies and probably on buses and billboards all around your town.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Chad [PICTURES]
Meet Chad, a SuicideGirl who loves making art, hates to see people leave and can’t live without her laptop.
Esther Baxter — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Esther Baxter, better known as Ms. Freek-A-Leek, has appeared in some of the biggest hip hop and R&B videos of the last few years.
Pretty Women In Santa Hats — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]
Jolly Old Saint Nick isn’t exactly that good looking. It’s ok, he is well aware, we aren’t hurting his feelings. His clothes, however, can look pretty good on the right women. Actually, as this gallery proves, Santa’s hat looks good on just about any woman.
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Brooklyn Decker — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
We all know Brooklyn Decker. She’s been on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue and even worked with Victoria’s Secret.
Hope Dworaczyk — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Hope Dworaczyk was the 2010 Playmate of the Year and is a TV host and reality television personality.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Perry [PICTURES]
Meet Perry, a SuicideGirl who thinks fitted hats are hot, loves Mexican food and has a pitbull named Scarlett Johansson.
Candace Bailey — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Candace Bailey is an actress and TV host known for her roles on Nickelodeon, the TV series ‘Jericho,’ and as a co-host of G4′s ‘Attack of the Show!’ She is our crush today for doing just about anything in the name of entertaining television.
Krystle Lina — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Krystle Lina is a model and actress that has appeared in Maxim and Playboy. She is also a successful photographer and has studied improv at The Second City in Hollywood.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Annasthesia [PICTURES]
Meet Annasthesia, a SuicideGirl who is a Pokemon Master, loves ‘The Colonel’ and all eleven of his herbs and spices and loves when a guy makes it hurt just a little.
Angela Rypien of the Lingerie Football League — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
What better way to celebrate 11/11/11 than with #11 of the Seattle Mist — the lovely Angela Rypien.
The Definitive List of Types of Farts
It will one day be acceptable to admit to the world that you enjoy your own farts. No longer will you have to hide the fact that you secretly smell, classify and rank the “air from under there.” The only thing you haven’t done is name them.