Chris Illuminati
Burger King Japan Hosting ‘All-You-Can-Eat’ Whopper Promotion
Every Burger King location in Japan wants customers to “have it their way,” especially if their way is to eat as many Whoppers in one sitting as possible.
Alicia Banit of ‘Dance Academy’ is the Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]
Alicia Banit is an Australian actress and dancer best for her role as Kat in the ABC television series ‘Dance Academy.’ She played Kaitlyn in the HBO comedy ‘Summer Heights High’ and appeared in the Showtime series ‘Tangle.’
Aryka Lynne — Playboy Girl of the Week [PICTURES]
Aryka Lynne is the Playboy September 2011 Coed of the Month and a student at Indiana University. What does she love to do most when not hitting the books? Foam. Lots of foam.
Roxanne Pallett — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Roxanne Pallett is a British actress most known for her role on ITV soap opera ‘Emmerdale’ where she played Jo Sugden. Roxanne made her big screen US acting debut in ‘Lake Placid 3‘ which is actually a real movie and not something made up just to get Roxanne in a bikini.
Phoenix — SuicideGirl of the Day [PICTURES]
Meet Phoenix, a SuicideGirl who spends her free time looking at women with their clothes off, can’t live without art and thinks everything is beautiful in its own way. That’s great news for us ugly guys!
Guy Gets Slapped by a Forklift [VIDEO]
You can pick your friends. You can pick your wife. You can’t pick the people you spend the most time with every day — your coworkers. You’re stuck with the good ones, the annoying ones and the ones that occasionally try to take your face off.
Yankee — SuicideGirl of the Day [PICTURES]
Meet Yankee, a SuicideGirl who loves the New York Yankees, digs a guy with a ton of tattoos and can’t live without a really good bra. Win her over with some Molson Canadian.
Katie Featherston of ‘Paranormal Activity 3′ — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Katie Featherston is best known for her role in the Paranormal Activity franchise. Katie is our crush of the day for being the eye candy in the original movie, distracting us from the fact it seemed real and pretty damn creepy.
Tehmeena Afzal — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Tehmeena Afzal is cover model that’s been featured in King and Show magazines and has appeared in numerous music videos. In her high school days, she was named to All City and All State teams in softball and won Female Athlete of the Year. Tehmeena is our crush for being both beautiful and ridiculously athletic.
Katie Vernola — Playboy Girl of the Week [PICTURES]
Playboy’s Katie Vernola isn’t afraid to get her hands dirty. She can put rims and tires on a car, balance them out and even change a car’s oil. “So if you ever have any car trouble, call me,” laughs Katie. She might be the hottest mechanic walking the planet.
Rowdi — SuicideGirl of the Day [PICTURES]
Meet Rowdi, a SuicideGirl who loves to smoke first thing in the morning, doesn’t give a crap about politics and hates TV. She’s into anything sexually, all you’ve got to do is ask.
Links That Rock — Quick Hits From Around The Web
This week, the best from around the web has Betty White rapping, cliff dives, bone dances and Archie meets KISS.
Porn-O-Lantern?
Don’t jump mon!
That’s enough Betty White
This movie will stink
Is this heaven?
Facebook hates Courtney Stodden
Your ancestors spoke like Yoda
Buckets of fun
Archie meets KISS
Fresh Prince fun facts
How to make your bone dance