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Louise Glover — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Louise Glover is a model that has appeared in FHM, Bizarre, Maxim, Loaded and UK tabloids like the News of the World, The Sun and Daily Star. She was the first British model to be named “Model of the Year” in Playboy Special Editions. She is our crush today for being the first COTD with a criminal record. At least that we know about.
AnnaLee — SuicideGirl of the Day [PICTURES]
Meet AnnaLee, a SuicideGirl who loves books, hates television, finds happiness in the history of mathematics and is addicted to expensive chocolate. She might be the only person in the world that could get a guy interested in math.
Mina Stefan — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Mina Stefan is a NON-NUDE pin up model and was voted the sexiest girl on Twitter by the Playboy website The Smoking Jacket. Mina would really like to stress the fact she is a NON-NUDE model (hence the CAPS) and that’s the reason she is our crush today.
Glitch — SuicideGirl of the Day [PICTURES]
Meet Glitch, a SuicideGirl who loves zombies, hates fake boobs, is into a good cuddle and spends most of her free time exploring her own body. If she asked us to help out we’d gladly lend a hand.
Hillary Fisher — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Hillary Fisher is a Playboy model, the current Miss Playboy Club, Miss Sunset Tan 2010 and has appeared in Maxim and American Curves magazine. She is also a self-proclaimed foodie and pastry chef. She can add Crush of the Day to her extensive resume. It should go somewhere near the top.
BelleBane and Bounty – SuicideGirls of the Day [PICTURES]
Meet BelleBane and Bounty, two SuicideGirls for the price of one. BelleBane is into time travel and cute panties and loves being a MILF. Bounty hates a person on a power trip, loves a good back rub and spends way too much time working. Let’s hope we can pull these two ladies apart. On second thought, let’s hope we get stuck in the middle while trying to pull these ladies apart.
Georjah — SuicideGirl of the Day [PICTURES]
Meet Georjah, a SuicideGirl who loves a dirty talker, can’t narrow down her favorite sexual position, loves Marilyn Manson and prefers reality over fantasy. We prefer fantasy because that’s the only place we’d have a chance with a girl as fine as Georjah.
Rebecca Grant — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
In real life, Rebecca Grant has appeared on ‘NFL Under the Helmet’ and ‘Robot Wars: Extreme Warriors.’ In the online world, Rebecca was the inspiration for the character Katarina in the video game Dungeon Siege III. Rebecca is our crush today for being a tasty looking treat not only in this world, but in the world of video game babes.
Japan Introduces Motorcycle Powered By Human Poop
Japanese toilet manufacturer TOTO may be sitting on a goldmine in the form of a poop-powered motorcycle. Named the Toilet Bike Neo, the vehicle runs on human excrement that is deposited into an on-bike toilet. The moving port-o-potty communicates to the rider in Japanese using LED lights, plays music, and even talks.
Melanie Iglesias — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Today’s crush has appeared on the Maxim Hot 100 list, won the Hometown Hottie crown in 2010 and was named by the mag as the Sexiest Girl of 2010. So, basically, she is dating someone at Maxim or these contests are fixed. Not saying she isn’t hot, but if she wins anymore titles from the company, she will have to attend Board of Directors meetings.
Leon — SuicideGirl of the Day [PICTURES]
Meet Leon, a SuicideGirl who loves a musical bad boy and doesn’t give a crap about politics. She finds it impossible to name all her favorite bands and loves inside jokes. Leon is a jack of all trades but a master of none. Leon can be our master any time.
Miss Prestin – Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Laura Michelle Prestin, or Miss Prestin as she likes to refer to herself, is a cover and fitness model from the great white north known as Canada. She has appeared in the pages of American Curves Magazine, Muscle Magazine and even has her own best-selling calendar. Besides a body that looks tighter than Spanx on Chaz Bono, Miss Prestin has something else we are dying to get our hands on…