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Rosa Acosta — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Rosa Acosta is a model, actress and has been romantically linked to something called a “Rob Kardashian.” Is that the guy married to Lamar Odom? Rosa is our crush today because she has two of our favorite attributes in a female: good looks and flexibility. It’s rare to find both. Sure, there are a ton of gorgeous women in the world, but can they do this?
‘Bond Girl’ Berenice Marlohe — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Marlohe. Berenice Marlohe.
Jokes. Predictable jokes. Our awful sense of humor doesn’t change the fact that French actress Berenice Marlohe will play the love interest of super spy James Bond in ‘Bond 23′ which is currently in pre-production. The new Bond Girl’s previous roles include French movies we won’t even begin to attempt to pronounce, spell or pretend as if we’ve seen.
Man Attacks Boy Over ‘Call Of Duty’ Kill
A 46-year-old UK man took a Call Of Duty: Black Ops loss to a 13-year-old boy a little too personally: he found and choked the teen. The Mirror explains how a little online gloating led to a real life attack.
Jordan Carver — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Born in Munich, Germany, Jordan Carver is a glamor model that’s appeared in popular UK magazines like Lads and Slitz. She is finally breaking through in the US and her trip to Oktoberfest was recently featured on the Playboy website The Smoking Jacket. Jordan is our crush today in preparation for Breast Cancer Awareness Month this October. If any woman can act as constant reminder as to the import
Botched Plastic Surgery Leaves Woman With ‘Uniboob’
Loch Ness. Big Foot. A thin Kirstie Alley. All myths with no concrete proof of their existence. Time to take a name off the list of things that people aren’t sure exist: The Uniboob. Oh it’s real and The Today Show has the story. Every cringe-worthy detail.
Imogen Thomas — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Imogen Thomas is a glamor model, former ‘Big Brother’ housemate and former Miss Wales. She has appeared in popular magazines like Zoo and Maxim. Im-o-gen her naked! CUE RIMSHOT! Actually, no need to imagine, just Google it. The Welsh beauty is our crush today for a much different reason than just her looks and assets.
Erna G — Crush of The Day [PICTURES]
The Crush of the Day today is Erna G. Erna is from Reykjavik, Iceland and has done spreads in several Icelandic magazines, appeared in music videos and TV commercials and graced the cover of Bleikt & Blatt magazine which, according to Erna’s modeling profile page, is the Icelandic version of Playboy. We tried to Google that info but searching Bleikt & Blatt made the computer fart and immed
Man Steals Empty Adult DVD Cases In Robbery Attempt
The basket of a bike is useful for transporting almost anything; school books, extra terrestrials, the head of a sledge hammer tied to a rope or even empty porn DVD cases. The Salina News Journal explains how 21-year-old Juan Aguirre almost pulled off the heist of the century. Kidding. He botched the robbery of a porn shop.
The Vampire Diaries’ Nina Dobrev — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Nina Dobrev really gets our blood running. There is nothing hotter than a vampire chick. Especially when they really know how to suck…blood. The Crush of the Day doesn’t literally suck but she sucks every week on the CW show ‘The Vampire Diaries.’
Stacy Keibler — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Well, let’s see, it took George Clooney all of a couple weeks to get hooked up with another amazing specimen of a woman. Honestly we thought it would take less time. His newest fling is former wrestling superstar and ‘Dancing With The Stars’ contestant Stacy Keibler. George usually goes for the lesser known beauties and…you know what…we will now stop discussing George Clooney in a Crush of the Day
Eel Slithers Up Man’s Penis During Spa Treatment
A day at the spa is supposed to be relaxing, but not for one Chinese man that had a beauty treatment go horribly wrong. Metro UK explains in graphic detail how one excited eel ended up in Zhang Nan’s bladder after taking the scenic route through his urethra.
Woman Calls Ex-Boyfriend 65,000 Times In One Year
A woman in Amsterdam charged with stalking her ex-boyfriend takes things to a whole new, amazing and possibly Guinness World Record level by allegedly calling him 65,000 times in one year. Yahoo! News explains that the woman feels it’s all just a big misunderstanding.
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