Dan Seitz
Adam Corolla’s Sledgehammer Wine is Just For Men
Wine is generally viewed as a beverage for guys over the age of fifty who enjoy vacations in Napa or guys too wussy to drink beer.
Adam Corolla wants to change the stigma associated with men and wine with some red wines called Sledgehammer
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Fart Joke Sends Teen To Jail
Harold Wayne Hadley of Mississippi is your typical 19-year-old boy. He likes sports, action movies, and, of course, fart jokes. Although considering how much trouble a fart joke got him in, he may like those a lot less now.
Brother Takes Your McDonald’s Brownie? That’s a McStabbing!
Another day, another delightful story from the Golden Arches. This one doesn’t involve tasers, but knives.
Erik and Gene Cain (how’s THAT for an ironic last name) of Pennsylvania were splitting a brownie from McDonald’s, and Gene did what was the naturally acceptable way to share food: slicing the brownie right down the middle
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Finally, Pizza Beer Exists
Confucius once said “Beer and pizza go together like beer and pizza.” He said it during his later years, he might have been losing his quotability by that time. Anyway, beer and a slice go so well together we’re a little surprised it’s taken so long for somebody to combine the flavors of pizza into a beer.
Thankfully, forgoing a
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10 Disgustingly Flavored Liquors You Should Avoid During the Holidays
CBS Television
With the holiday season comes that most sacred of holiday traditions which is, or course, drinking heavily for the month of Decemeber. It seems as though a virus has contaminated our nation's alcohol supply, a virus that started with vodka distillers and has spread its tendrils across our precious booze industry: flavorings. A
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Septic Company Workers Trick Customers Into Buying 70 Years Worth of Toilet Paper
People tend to take the statements of technical professionals at face value but we’ve got no idea how three people from FBK Products, a septic tank company in Florida, managed to trick several customers into accepting the idea that the government regulates toilet paper for septic tanks, about $1 million in unnecessary products.
Man Sets New World Record Opening Beer Bottle With His Feet [VIDEO]
A man, known only as Tim R., of Alberta, Canada, holds the world record of opening a beer bottle in with 27.57 seconds…with his feet!
Marlins Unveil Possibly The Ugliest Sports Uniforms Ever
The Marlins unveiled many new things at a press event last Friday — a new name (Miami instead of Florida), a new manager in Ozzie Guillen and a new look in game day attire. In sad, but related news, every old person in the state of Florida had a massive stroke at the sight of the new uniforms.
18 Bizarre Homemade Halloween Costumes From Etsy [PICTURES]
Avante Garb/My Cat Has Cancer/Two Moms LTD, Etsy
Etsy, in case you don't know, is basically the craft fair/flea market of the internet. Millions of people come together to sell the unique things they've handcrafted to those wishing to have something unique in their lives. And li
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