Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
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Waste not, want not.
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Only a dope would do this.
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If you've just eaten, watching this may be a problem.
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Don't you hate when this happens? Probably not. Because you've probably never had this happen.
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They say you should do what you love, but, come on, we all want to make some serious bank, don't we?
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Perhaps the only thing this guy is worse at than gambling is life.