Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
This Old Woman Eats 4 Pounds of Sand a Day, Is the Picture of Health
Sandbox, meet lunchbox.
Patriots or Cowboys — Whose Fans Are More Obnoxious? [POLL]
Two of the NFL's most polarizing teams are favorites to make it to the Super Bowl. And that may drive fans of other teams berserk.
The Best City for Beer Drinkers Is a Total Surprise
Milwaukee? St. Louis? Neither of them hold a candle to the premiere city for those who love their suds.
Teen Caught Smoking Pot Avoids Arrest By Doing Push-Ups
It's the arms, not the wrists, that the cops wanted to work out.
50 Strippers Turn Politician’s Funeral Procession Into Afterlife Sex Parade
Well, this is certainly one way to put the "fun" in "funeral."
Spoiled Brat Curses Out Grandpa Over iPhone Appointment Because Teens Are Satan’s Minions
You think Millennials are bad? Get a load of what's coming after them.
Don’t You Hate When a Killer Snake Ends Up in Your Christmas Tree?
Here's a Christmas ornament no one wants.
Man Who Detonates a Vest of Fireworks Is a Complete Moron
There has to be a better way to keep warm.
What Are the 2 Worst Words a Dude Can Hear?
Words have power.
#ChristmasBreakUpExcuses Will Happily Help You Achieve Singlehood for the Holidays
All I want for Christmas is you...to not be in my life anymore.
14 Perfect Captions for This Hammered Santa Claus
Looks like Santa's been a wee bit naughty.
Stone Cold-Hearted Santa Tells Boy to Lay Off Burgers and Fries
Santa Claus has wound up on his own naughty list.