Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Newly-Discovered Insect Has 4 Penises, 414 Legs and, Boy, Don’t You Feel Inferior
Good luck finding pants for this guy.
College Football’s Highest-Paid Football Coaches Show You’re in the Wrong Line of Work
These big-name coaches may want their jummb-sized linemen to escort them to the bank to cash their jumbo-sized paychecks.
Heads Roll After Grown Man Caught Playing in Youth Football Game
This is not the best way to get a tactical advantage over the opponent.
Man Divorces Wife of 2 Hours Because of Snapchat Snafu
You gotta be careful what you share on social media.
Pregnancy Questions for Yahoo! Answers Are Embarrassingly Dumb (And Endlessly Entertaining)
There are no dumb questions. There are, however, lot of dump people who ask questions.
Artist Paints Fantastic Picture During National Anthem Before Hockey Game
O, say can you see, indeed.
Mouse-Eating, Fridge-Climbing Spider Is a One-Arachnid Horror Show
This story is about a spider eating a mouse. Feel-good, it is not.
Americans’ Top Fears in 2016 Are a Big Pile of ‘Please Don’t Happen’
Halloween costumes have nothing on these when it comes to scaring the heck out of us.
Cubs Going to World Series and the Internet Has Gone Bananas
The Chicago Cubs have advanced to the World Series. That sentence used to be the work of science fiction, but in 2016 it's absolute reality.
You Too Can Make This Grotesquely Awesome Oozing Pumpkin
It’s not enough to just have a pumpkin for Halloween anymore.
No, we live in a time where pineapple jack-o’-lanterns, election-ready Trumpkins, wild pumpkin regattas and seriously obese pumpkins and are hogging the attention, so you’ve got to go next level if you want to stand out...
Nutjob (Voluntarily) Gets Stung By Second Most Painful Wasp in the World
If bee stings make you queasy, you may want to look away.
Monstrous Heels Over Helmet Hip Check Is NHL Play of the Year
You say you like good hits? Well, have we got something to show you.