Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Dog Dressed As Pope Wins Halloween Forever and Ever
Holy moly, is this good.
Pizza Beer Koozie Is the Dudest Invention Ever
Pizza and beer go together like Ken Bone and red sweaters. Now, they've achieved culinary nirvana by becoming one.
Breaking Science News — Here’s How to Prevent Smelly Farts
We interrupt whatever you are doing to bring you this monumentally important piece of information: you can stop your farts from smelling.
Auston Matthews’ 4-Goal NHL Debut Is a Win for His Ecstatic Parents
Pro sports' newest superstar may just be the ultimate mama's boy.
Pumpkin Regatta Is a Most Unusual (And Real) Boat Race
"All a-gourd!"
2016’s 10 Best Cities for Trick-or-Treating Are Impossible to Guess
Sure, trick-or-treating is an American ritual, but, like Ken Bone costumes, some places are better than others for those looking for candy while putting their kick-butt costumes on display.
Bloody Leg Cake Makes Halloween Deliciously and Spookily Sweet
Candy for Halloween is just so passe.
See All 100 Unfortunate Coaches Bill Belichick Has Ever Beaten
Bill Belichick has hit the century mark.
Supreme Pervert Pleasured Himself Into Woman’s Orange Juice
Breakfast will never be the same.
Willis Gene Burdette, 72, may sound like an assassin, but he's something much worse more vile. Burdette, is in a heaping pot of trouble for, well, why don't we just let The Smoking Gun explain it?
A grand jury this week voted to indict an elderly Ohio man on charges that he sneaked into the home of a 61-year-old woman and ejaculated into a bottle of orange juice t
What’s the Worst Thing You Can Do on a First Date?
You've got a first date. Here's how to increase your chances of getting a second.
Desperate DMV Worker Caught Using Database to Get a Date (Spoiler: He Didn’t)
We may now why it takes so long to do your business at the DMV.
Dating Site to Open Bar That Bans Ugly People
Beauty is indeed only skin deep.