Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
‘Pets That Hate Donald Trump’ Are Obviously Just Feisty Demo-Cats
Donald Trump is so polarizing even animals despise him.
Unlucky Man Gets Bitten By Spider on Penis — Again
When you can add the word "again" at the end of the sentence "A man was bitten on his penis by a spider," you know you've got a good story.
Who Would You Most Like to Punch in the Face?
Well, this is certainly a mean question.
Woman Comes Home to Find Burglars Doing the Nasty on Couch
This isn't the kind of homecoming anyone wants.
Marlins’ First Game Without Jose Fernandez Was a Total Tearjerker
Dee Gordon's dramatic leadoff home run was only one of many emotional moments Monday as the Miami Marlins played their first game after the death of Jose Fernandez.
Girl, 11, Draws Simple Picture Capturing the Agony of Working
Not yet a teenager, this girl already gets the world of emotions that goes along with the work week.
And the Most Disliked Player in the NFL Is…
People may love the NFL, but they sure don't love everyone who plays in it.
Don’t You Just Hate When a Truck Runs Over Your Head?
You could say things came to a head during this fight.
More Than Just Slightly Deranged Woman Stabs Male Roommate for Denying Her Sex
This probably wasn't the long object this woman hoped to be handling.
Watch Creepy Clowns Be Uber-Creepy and Never Sleep Again
Your fear of clowns is not going to get better anytime soon.
Umm, Did Popeyes Serve Fried Rat to a Customer?
It was fried, but it may not have been chicken.
Raise a Glass and Toast This City’s Brilliant Beer Pipeline
Not since the invention of the six-pack have we seen an invention so darned cool.