Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Morose Teen Calls 911 Because Parents Forced Her to Go on Vacation
It's the ultimate First World problem.
Man, 18 and Woman, 71, Are Happily (And Oh-So Creepily) Married
Let's hope they keep the romance alive as long as she is.
What Are the Most Popular Excuses When Cheating on Your Partner?
It's not men's imaginations that turn women on.
Super Perv Nabbed Having Sex With a Van
You may love cars, but this guy really loves them.
Panda Express’ ‘Chork’ Is a Godsend for Anyone Who Can’t Use Chopsticks
Get ready for the biggest culinary news since the advent of "all you can eat."
Pizza Hut’s Playable DJ Box Will Have You Eating and Bogeying
For such a simple food, the advances in pizza never seem to end.
103-Year-Old Woman’s Key to a Long Life? Beer, Of Course.
With age comes wisdom, so you could say this lady is Bud-weiser than you.
Playboy Mansion Sells for $100 Million to Surprise Buyer
The Playboy Mansion is selling for a Hugh-ge amount of money.
Man Meets Wife in ‘For a Good Time’ Scribble on Bathroom Wall
This couple has the best meeting story.
Mother Stays Waaay Too Calm When Lion Tries to Eat Her Daughter on Live TV
This just in: lions and kids go together about as well as Clinton and Trump.
Here’s Why Stealing a Rolls-Royce Hood Ornament Is Impossible
If you can't afford one of the most expensive cars in the world, maybe you'd like a little piece of one. Well, don't bother.
Pirates Fan Winds Up With an Embarrassing Face Full of Nachos
There's a reason the song says "Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack" and nachos are nowhere to be found.