Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Mom Snorts Cocaine off iPhone on Parent Pickup Line
She did lines, while in line.
Leg Cramps Aren’t Usually Gross. These Aren’t Ordinary Leg Cramps, Though.
It's like something out of 'Alien.'
Moron Pulls Out Rifle Because McDonald’s Ran Out of Ice Cream
There was a McFlurry of police activity last week at a McDonald's in Delray Beach, Fla.
Millennials Are Spending Enough on Bachelor Parties to Bankrupt Themselves
Saying goodbye to the single life costs a pretty penny.
Unhygienic Burglar Busted Because He Didn’t Flush the Toilet
This guy puts the "oops" in "poops."
This Man Got Busted Having Sex With a Donkey
This guy wanted a piece of ass.
These Are the Dumbest Things You Can Possibly Say on a Date
Wanna woo your potential Miss Right (or Miss Right Now)? Then, don't let these words pass your lips.
Drunk Dude Is Convinced a Fence Is Really an ATM
This guy needs to be cut off.
What’s 2018’s Biggest Party School in America? The Answer Is (Big) Easy.
Not that it needs it, but this college has another reason to celebrate.
Angry Bride Fires Gun at Groom, Proves She’s All Class
Now, this is a shotgun wedding.
Up Your Trash Talking Game With the Best Non-Cursing Insults
It's things like this that make us glad the internet is in our lives.
A thread on Reddit asked people to share their best non-swearing insult. If you're in the market for something to shut down someone in your life who has angered, annoyed, or frustrated you, you'd be wise to have some of these at the ready...
Man Named Fellony Charged With — You Guessed It — A Felony
Well, if the shoe fits...