Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Man Trying to Destroy Bees’ Nest With Fireworks Burns Down Garage
We all know the drill by now, right? In the days after July 4, stories of regular people injuring themselves setting off fireworks are as commonplace as waving American flags at your town's Independence Day celebration.
Biker Nearly Splays All His Guts When Motorcycle Violently Shakes
Shake, rattle and roll. All over the roadway.
Man Hit By Bus Gets Up, Walks to Bar Like It’s NBD
If anyone deserves a drink, it's this guy.
Mom Drops Daughter for College Orientation, Hangs With Football Team
There are cool moms and then there's this lady.
MMA Fighter Needs Only 4 Seconds to Knock Out Overmatched Opponent
In the time it takes you to read this, an MMA fighter started and finished a fight.
Man Who Robbed Bank to Avoid Wife Sentenced to Home Confinement
This punishment definitely fits the crime.
Watch a Smart Car Snugly Fit Inside a Convenience Store
Forget Amazon or eBay or any of those online destinations -- this may be the future of shopping.
Furious Woman Fed Up Waiting for Chicken Nuggets Calls 911
Fast food wasn't fast enough for one angry customer.
Guy Jailed for Selling Fake Drugs Says He’s ‘Doing God’s Work.’ Alrighty, Then.
This fake drug dealer is working for a "high"-er authority.
Very Strange Man Gets Penis Caught in a Wrench. And Then Things Go Really Wrong.
Well, this is some serious monkey (wrench) business.
Why Is This Man Smiling Like a Fool in His Mug Shot?
Nothing can wipe the smile off this guy's face.
Woman Breaks Neck Sneezing … And Then Again While Laughing
Bodily functions are not kind to this poor lady.