Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Fool Gets Pantsed Upside Down in His Underwear on a Fence
Things are not looking up for this guy.
Married Teacher Busted for Sex With Student Is Loving Life in Mug Shot
You shouldn't always smile for the camera.
2017’s Fattest Cities in America Are a Lesson in Portion Control
Make America eat sensibly again.
Teacher Fired After Criticizing Student Who Wouldn’t Stand for Pledge of Allegiance
A student who exercised his First Amendment right has led to a teacher losing his job.
Hilarious Penis-Shape News Bloopers Will Leave You (Well) Hung-ry for More
Live news is so unpre-dic-table.
Sickly Talented Boy Turns His Entire Head a Terrifying 180 Degrees
We don't know if this kid's got a good head on his shoulders, but we do know he's got a creaky one.
Automatic Bullseye Dart Board Is a Total Game-Changer
Bullseye meets glassy eye.
Terrible Drunk Burglar Gets Stuck in Smashed Window
Hey, criminals, do yourself a favor: ignore the cliche and make sure you never return to the scene of the crime.
Woman Plows Into Gas Station … And Then Goes Totally Bonkers
You know you've got issues when crashing into a gas station convenience store isn't the most memorable part of your day.
Man Dressed As ‘Macho Man’ Randy Savage Jumps Off Roof Into Snow
The northeastern part of the country was (body) slammed by a snow storm this week. That didn't bother this guy.
St. Patrick’s Day Hero Guzzles a Guinness While Standing on His Head
No one is more ready for St. Patrick's Day than this guy. You could say he's head over heels excited for it.
Grandma Drinks Up Like a Rock Star on Spring Break
A lot of seniors hit the beach for spring break, but not a lot of *seniors* are there.