Mike Adams is a literary slop zombie; a mutt breed of surrealism and violence; a man who likes his metal heavy and his rock southern. In May of 2007, he boldly published a book of maniacal short stories entitled ‘Toilet Bowl Soup: Redneck Tales from the Armpit of America’ - selling more than 10,000 copies worldwide. However, in 2010, he released ‘Toilet Bowl Soup: The Holy Sh*t’, which sold about 100 copies - if you count close friends, relatives and other people who felt sorry for him. Mike Adams also co-stars in the films ‘Watch Out’, ‘Phone Sex’, ‘Wamego: Ultimatum’, and ‘Trust Me’. He has also contributed music to the movie “It Came from Trafalgar” starring Hank Williams III and Gunnar Hansen from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Mike Adams currently resides in Southern Indiana where he writes for a number of Townsquare Media websites, HIGH TIMES, Playboy's The Smoking Jacket, and Hustler magazine.
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Can You Guess the Celebrity Cleavage?
Today’s celebrity cleavage belongs to a 21-year-old supermodel who was born in the midwest town of St. Joseph, Michigan and was raised in Melbourne, Florida.
Can You Guess the Celebrity Cleavage?
This American rap artist was born in Saint James, Trinidad and Tobago. At the age of five years old, she moved to Queens, New York, where she grew up.
Can You Guess the Celebrity Cleavage?
Today’s celebrity cleavage is brought to you by a random Twitter post by this 31-year-old country singer and actress.
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