Kentessa — Today’s SuicideGirl
We featured Kentessa back in early March — now the 20 year old production assistant from Dallas is back to let us know that she likes to be in charge, but also likes it when the man takes control. Since her fantasy is school-themed, we order her to come to our office IMMEDIATELY following…
Lawita Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Lawita — a 20-year-old vegan from Buenos Aires, Argentina who’s into ‘necking’, video games, and movies starring Al Pacino and Arnold Schwarzenegger. We have a feeling she’ll be a big fan of the Al Pacino and Arnold Schwarzenegger pran…
Karolina Wozniak — Babe of the Day
Karolina’s a 22-year-old model originally from Warsaw, Poland now living in Miami.
Get Your Buttcrack Boob Shirts While They’re Hot
If you’re an ad agency struggling to come up with a campaign that motivates, stimulates, and instigates, just throw some boobs into the mix.
Chelsea Eaton — Babe of the Day
Chelsea’s a 19-year-old model from Iowa Park, Texas who’s currently pursuing her nursing degree from Vernon College.
Shipwreck Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Shipwreck — a 20-year-old ‘hussy’ from the Windy City who’s into mustaches, Johnny Walker, and jokes about her service with GI Joe. After your ‘Rise of My Cobra’ line, you should expect full ‘Retaliation.’ M…
Jessica Barton — Babe of the Day
Jessica’s a 29-year-old model from Orlando, Florida who’s done work for Hot Import Nights, the NHRA, and DoubleD Race and Tuning.
Stigmata — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Stigmata, a 19-year-old SuicideGirl who hates TV and loves books penned by Edgar Allan Poe. Quoth this writer, “Forever MORE!”
Janet Layug — Babe of the Day
Janet is a 23 year old Polish-Filipino model and Hooters Girl from Lakeland, Florida.
GoGo — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet GoGo — a mega-huge ‘Game of Thrones’ fan who we’ve featured in November 2011, February and May. She’s also into ‘Carnivale’ and ‘Deadwood,’ and has a weakness for milk and cookies. For some r…
Felina Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Felina — a SuicideGirl who’s into coffee, drawing, photography, and listening to The Doors, Johnny Cash, and Queens of the Stone Age. Is it too much to state Felina’s the Queen of the Bone Age? Yeah. Too much.
Yelinice Lopez — Babe of the Day
Yelinice is a 19-year-old model originally from Arecibo, Puerto Rico who now lives in Raleigh, North Carolina via the Savannah, Georgia area.