Patrick Bateman
Samuel L. Jackson’s New Siri Commercial Is Intense
Apple recently released a couple of commercials for the iPhone 4S and its Siri feature. Why? We have no idea. The pair of spots feature Samuel L. Jackson and everyone’s favorite Queen of Quirk Zooey Deschanel, though they never appear together. That’
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Your Favorite Classic Video Game Songs In One Rock Medley
While there are a bunch of gamers out there who long for the simpler days, even they have to admit that the two-tone soundtracks from classic titles sound incredibly better when played by awesome musical instruments.
The 78 Craziest, Coolest Pics From Coachella 2012
As we told you on Saturday when we plugged Coachella’s live stream on YouTube, the highly anticipated 2012 edition packed tons of fun into three days.
Creepy Cop Caught Cranking One Out
Remember that scene in Super Troopers where Mac beats his meat to a billboard ad featuring a woman’s ruby red lips? He used his radar gun to measure how fast he could choke it. Well, that happened in real life when Santa Fe police officer Mike Eiskant forgot his dash cam was on and was recorded talking dirty to himself...
Candice Swanepoel Rocks See-Through Bra for Terry Richardson
It’s extremely difficult to not fall in love with Candice Swanepoel. You might think we’re stating the obvious, but our appreciation for her goes beyond just her heavenly body.
Grandma’s Got Tons of Guns and Ganja
The biggest pot dealer in town might also be found dealing cards in a game of Bridge.
Silencia Suicide- Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Silencia, por favor. She’s a SuicideGirl who loves loud music and gay dudes. Just don’t ever “****” her or refer to her tattoos as tats or ink. We would guess she’d be the ‘S’ in S&M.
Unfortunately, You Cannot ‘Un-see’ Sex 4 Seniors
If the idea of your parents having sex might cause you to lose your lunch, then what would visualizing Gramma and Pop Pop bumping uglies do for ya?
Lumo Suicide – Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Lumo, a “sample sized” South African SuicideGirl who’s into kung fu, freckles, Skyrim, the Watchmen, and ‘Game of Thrones’. She also likes to lick stubble. Did we mention we hate shaving? We hate shaving.
15 Porn Stars Who Are Pumped Rick Santorum Dropped Out of the Race
Earlier today, noted anti-porn advocate Rick Santorum dropped out of the race to become the Republican candidate to face off against Obama in November 2012.
LikaLorelei – Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet LikaLorelei, a 19-year-old SuicideGirl who loves sushi, pizza, photography, Avenged Sevenfold, and Blow (the movie). Snap off some mental images of this goth goddess for later.
Stick Your Lightsaber in These Star Wars Condoms, You Must
Italian graphic designer Bendetto Papi might be on to something more powerful than The Force when he uploaded pics of his latest creations – condom wrappers featuring various Star Wars characters delivering double entendres.