Hola! Timmy here -- I was on KATS-FM for damn near 16 years before I hung up my headphones for good... SO I THOUGHT! A little about me: I'm a 5-foot-9 white boy born a poor albino immigrant. Kicked out of ninja school due to being afraid of the dark. I learned the art of making people laugh, still continue to perfect it. I also occasionally wonder what’s for dinner. When I'm not telling fart jokes with Todd in the mornings, I might be telling wiener jokes with Manic Thunder Improv! When jokes are not involved I pass my time with music ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Reel Big Fish, Foo Fighters), video games (Mass Effect, Batman Arkham, Lego, Portal), Movies (Star Wars, DC, Marvel, Die Hard, Dumb & Dumber), TV (Gotham, Family Guy, Rick & Morty, Law & Order SVU), Books (Comics, Sherlock Holmes, Sci-Fi, Audiobooks). I currently enjoy my life with my amazing wife Stephanie and little dog Rusty! If you wanna check out all of my previous on-line articles from yester-year, click here!
Mullet with Headlights? Literal Versions of Videos
See how deep the rabbit hole goes with these literal music videos!
Celeb Death Streak Gains Royal Corgi
Sad news out of the royal palace as Queen Elizabeth mourns the passing of Willow, the royal Corgi.
Death in 3’s!
Why does it always happen in groups of 3? Maybe it's just us? Maybe not!
Take a Look at the Newest Optical Illusion
Latest Visual Mind F***!
Remembering Art Bell: More Than a Voice on the Radio
Art Bell broke the mold when it came to night time talk radio. Timmy shares some of his fond memories.
Timmy’s Tip: Surviving Friday the 13th
We all know the big three that the films taught us: no premarital sex, don't turn around (especially while running), and DON'T GO CAMPING!
Timmy’s Tip: No Selfies with Coyotes!
Ever notice that wildlife photographers usually don't get themselves in the pics? There is a reason!
Next Goofy ‘Challenge’ Has Kids Pitching Tents in Weird Places
"Planking!" "Owling!" "Cinnamon Challenge!" "Tide Pods!" "Condom Snorting!" What's going to be the next viral sensation sweeping the nation? It's the "24-Hour Overnight Camping Challenge!"
What has Timmy Been Up To?
Timmy's been gone for the past three years ... what has he been doing?