Hola! Timmy here -- I was on KATS-FM for damn near 16 years before I hung up my headphones for good... SO I THOUGHT! A little about me: I'm a 5-foot-9 white boy born a poor albino immigrant. Kicked out of ninja school due to being afraid of the dark. I learned the art of making people laugh, still continue to perfect it. I also occasionally wonder what’s for dinner. When I'm not telling fart jokes with Todd in the mornings, I might be telling wiener jokes with Manic Thunder Improv! When jokes are not involved I pass my time with music ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Reel Big Fish, Foo Fighters), video games (Mass Effect, Batman Arkham, Lego, Portal), Movies (Star Wars, DC, Marvel, Die Hard, Dumb & Dumber), TV (Gotham, Family Guy, Rick & Morty, Law & Order SVU), Books (Comics, Sherlock Holmes, Sci-Fi, Audiobooks). I currently enjoy my life with my amazing wife Stephanie and little dog Rusty! If you wanna check out all of my previous on-line articles from yester-year, click here!
Belly Up and Be a Rock Star
Beautiful tunes made from slapping a big boy.
How Old is Timmy’s OJ?
I try an old favorite, but the packaging has me worried.
“Weird Al” to get Star on Hollywood Walk of Fame
Al's finally getting his name in a star in asphalt!
Batwoman Pulls Her Twitter Account After Attacks by Nerd Bullies
Celeb bullying strikes again in the Twitterverse.
Bored Basement-Dweller Thinks Up Metallica Mash-Up Pokemon!
Someone with a lot of free time mashed up Metallica concert footage with a rockin' version of Pokemon!
“Weird Al” & Weezer Rock Africa!
Weezer's cover of Toto's "Africa" got a little weird, with "Weird Al" Yankovic joining them on stage.
Steven Seagal is Now a ‘Special Representative’ of Russia?
Will he make nice or ninja-chop the Russians?
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How Hot is ‘Hot As Balls’?
A web designer took the grueling task, and found out exactly how hot, "hot as balls" is!
Timmy’s 2 Cents: ‘ALF’ Reboot Happening! But We Could Use a New Alien!
ALF is getting a reboot! But do we need the Melmacian to return? Or should we maybe try out another alien species?
A 2-foot-long shark was stolen from a petting tank aquarium in Texas.
Parents Are Hiring Fortnite Tutors for Kids? Are You Kidding Me?
Parents are hiring tutors for their children to help them not feel bad when losing in Fortnite instead of teaching them the valuable skill of blaming the controller.