Hola! Timmy here -- I was on KATS-FM for damn near 16 years before I hung up my headphones for good... SO I THOUGHT! A little about me: I'm a 5-foot-9 white boy born a poor albino immigrant. Kicked out of ninja school due to being afraid of the dark. I learned the art of making people laugh, still continue to perfect it. I also occasionally wonder what’s for dinner. When I'm not telling fart jokes with Todd in the mornings, I might be telling wiener jokes with Manic Thunder Improv! When jokes are not involved I pass my time with music ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Reel Big Fish, Foo Fighters), video games (Mass Effect, Batman Arkham, Lego, Portal), Movies (Star Wars, DC, Marvel, Die Hard, Dumb & Dumber), TV (Gotham, Family Guy, Rick & Morty, Law & Order SVU), Books (Comics, Sherlock Holmes, Sci-Fi, Audiobooks). I currently enjoy my life with my amazing wife Stephanie and little dog Rusty! If you wanna check out all of my previous on-line articles from yester-year, click here!
Computer A.I. Generates People Who Do Not Exist
These people do not exist!
Bomb Threat at Home Depot Was Just a Guy Who Needed the Restroom
Reports from the Wichita, Kan., Police Department, say it was a dirty bomb.
Does Your Relationship Add Up? Ask the Love Calculator
Use science & randomness to see if the love of your life is truly the love of your life!
The Laygo Movie Porn Parody (NSFW)
Rule 34 strikes again!
Woman Writes Own Obituary, Boasts about Her Smoking-Hot Body
What a great wit & sense of humor! The world needs more people like her!
Rip Up a Picture of Your Ex, Get Free Wings for Valentine’s Day at Hooters
Free wings will start the healing process.
Do You Wanna Build a Snowman? On a Unicycle?
To ride with his head next to flames, on one wheel? That dude has got snow balls the size of boulders!
Dog ‘Wick’ [NSFW: Blood & Violence Against Humans]
They messed with the wrong dog!
Gillian Anderson — Sex Education (NSFW)
From "X-Files" to XXX-Files! I will never walk through a store's produce section the same way again.
Concert Report: KISS in Tacoma!
KATS listener & KISS ticket winner Kevin Vasquez enjoyed a rock show for the ages this past Saturday night, and he was kind enough to get us a full-blown concert report, including pics and video!
Free Pizza for a Year to Baby Born After Super Bowl LIII Kickoff
Have a baby after kickoff this Sunday, get free pizza! Seems legit!
Man Stole Opioids Only To Find Out They Were Laxatives
Yup, he's from Florida.