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Todd Lyons

My name is Todd E. Lyons. On the radio you probably know me as “Todd E. Lyons, Esquire.” Every morning, hundreds of women wake up with me. I have shared the airwaves in the mornings (6A-9A) with you since 1998 and look forward to it every day. I was born in Seattle, Washington, the son of a sharecropper. My family and I moved to the “Fruit Bowl of the Nation” when I was a wee lad of only seven. I spent my formative years in the West Valley of Yakima area, indoctrinated in public school. I became keenly familiar with the “special” desk while attending Apple Valley Elementary. The teachers referred to it as the “isolation booth,” but I called it the “special desk.” Most of what I know today however can be credited to the “School of Hard Knocks.” I am extremely fortunate to work on the very radio station I grew up listening to. I loved listening to KATS so much when I was younger that I not only was a client, I became an employee! If you ever see me stumbling about this great valley of ours, please give me a shout. I would love to talk with you and find out what you think about 94.5 KATS!
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Sheriff Tases Student Trying to Break Up Fight, Puts Him in Coma

I'm sick to death of hearing and reading stories like this.  They seem to be almost daily anymore.

While many wring hands and gnash teeth about gang violence, crime, etc., I submit that you are just as likely or more so to be injured, maimed or killed by an overzealous authority figure

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Oswald’s Lover Still Claims His Innocence To This Day

The former girlfriend of Lee Harvey Oswald recently gave an interview where she claims that the suspected assassin of President John F. Kennedy was entirely innocent of pulling off the coup de tat.

She goes as far as to say that he actually SAVED the president's life three weeks prior to the assassination that occurred 50 years ago today in Dallas, Texas.

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Shocking Video of Family’s Home Being Destroyed By Tornado With Them Inside

Holy fark.

A string of tornadoes hit the midwest hard this past Sunday.  Mark Wells, a resident of the town of Washington, Illinois, captured the horrific moments before the tornado ripped apart his house with him and his wife inside.  He shrieks are bone-chilling.

The language is, obviously, coarse.  I don't think I

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Viral Song Parodied by Seattle Football Fan – ‘What Does the Hawk Say?’

It may not have reached the level of "Gangnam Style" by the latest internet-fueled music frenzy (for reasons unbeknownst to me) is Ylvis's "What Does the Fox Say?"

The great Bob Rivers and his Twisted Radio crew have made a parody of it and, as a 12th Man, I prefer the new version much better.

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Seahawks 12th Man Gets Props On FOX’ ‘NFL Sunday’

In case you missed it before last Sunday's telecast of the Seattle Seahawks home game against the Minnesota Vikings (which Seattle won, 41-20) the Fox pre-game show "NFL Sunday" showed the entire country what we have known here in the Pacific Northwest for a long time.

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Porn Film Permits Plummet after Passage of Peter Protection Law

Much of the adult film industry (porn!) is located in Southern California.  Thanks to some 'do-gooders' in the legislature who passed a law that required performers to wear condoms when shooting (OK, THAT came out wrong!), the number of applications for permits to film have dropped by a whopping 95%!

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