And the Top 10 Nude Scenes in Movies and TV in 2014 Are …
Mr. Skin (link NSFW) sounds like he has a fun job. He -- and we're presuming Mr. Skin is the guy who did the watching's name -- has watched every nude scene from every movie and TV show that came out in 2014. That's a lot of boobs and butts. Here are his rankings:
10. Cameron Diaz, 'Sex Tape'
9. Shailene Woodley, 'White Bird in a Blizzard'
8. Nathalie Emmanuel, 'Game of Thrones'
7. Keri Russell, 'The Americans'
6. Lizzy Caplan, 'Masters of Sex'
5. Olivia Wilde, 'Third Person'
4. Stacy Martin, 'Nymphomaniac Vol. 1'
3. Eva Green, 'Sin City: A Dame to Kill For' & '300: Rise of an Empire'
2. Scarlett Johansson, 'Under the Skin'
1. Alexandra Daddario, 'True Detective'
You'll notice that this year's list features quite a few rookies, notably the top two slots. 'Under the Skin' finally showed us what Scarlett Johansson's been hiding -- after teasing us with near nudity (albeit spectacular near nudity) all these years. And 'True Detective' featured the breakout hottie of the year, Alexandra Daddario, in what we would agree was the top nude scene of 2014.
If you feel like ponying up a small membership fee and are willing to endure some almost unbearably corny puns, you can watch every scene right here (link NSFW, obviously).