Bizarre Bug Invades KATS Studio

I like to adhere to the adage to caring for "all creatures great and small."
So much so, I have even implemented the S.R.P. (Spider Relocation Program) at my house.  Meaning, if I happen to spot a creepy looking eight-legged friend inside my domicile, I will typically grab a magazine or newspaper, pick-up the intruder and fling it outside.

There is one caveat to the S.R.P., however: insects that invade my personal space ARE NOT ELIGIBLE for relocation and will be KILLED ON SIGHT!

Needless to say, when this bug landed in my studio yesterday, I had no choice but to murder it as I have never seen a creature as hideous as this.
WHAT THE HELL IS IT?!?!  Any guesses?  Leave your answer in the comments below: