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Who hear has heard of a ‘Dream Stenographer’? Well I know I didn’t before today. I was looking for something that you guys would think was funny and would get a laugh out of. well boy, did I find something ha ha. Some guy from Seattle is using Craigslist to find a dream stenographer/lucid dreaming partner. Lucid dreaming is like dreaming will all of your senses, it can be some pretty strange¬†stuff.

The guy wants his dreams recorded because in his dreams he has done some pretty cool stuff like Pulitzer Prize winning novels, bio-engineered the cure for HIV, and brokered a lasting Israeli-Palestinian peace agreement, reverse engineered Bush’s Best Beans secret family recipe, composed Grammy winning albums, and won the Nobel Prize for my groundbreaking work on the elusive Higgs-Boson particle, now that sounds like some pretty cool stuff. He is will to pay people to record his dreams but here are a couple catches, a few of them are excellent note taker with unrivaled penmanship, they will be great sleepers who don’t snore, fidget excessively, or hog the sheets while in REM sleep.¬† So if you feel like your qualified and want to sleep in the same bed as this guy looks like you might have yourself a job, remember he is willing to pay $50 regardless of how long the sleep is. You can apply here.

– Eli “the Duke” Chance


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