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How To Open a Beer: The Ultimate Compilation

Todd Lyons — Wed, 15 May 2013 23:00:40 +0000

Beer drinkers are very resourceful people. This video collection of myriad ways to crack open a bottle or can of suds proves it.

Internet Radio DJ Tells Dad To F*&k Off [VIDEO] [NSFW]

Kelly West — Tue, 07 May 2013 18:19:09 +0000

First of all, if this video was intended to be a stunt, they did a piss poor job of it. Telling your dad to ‘F*&k Off’ isn’t very funny. And, this guy is complaining about his ratings going down is the least of his worries. I honestly think he never had anyone listening in the [...]

Yakima Craigslist Missed Connections Looking For Soulmate (STRONG WORDS)

Kelly West — Mon, 22 Apr 2013 18:43:23 +0000

This whole Craigslist Missed Connection screams red flag! He has narrowed the list down to pretty much nobody. I think if anyone responds to this add it is only to actually see what the guy looks like. And if you do and he responds please send me a pic of the dude so I can throw it up here! HA

Hot Chick Farting Prank

Todd Lyons — Fri, 12 Apr 2013 20:16:57 +0000

It’s every man’s dream to rub lotion on a hot girl in a bikini. Unfortunately, it didn’t go well as might be expected for these guys.

Bizarre Video of Woman Throwing Her Baby During Bus Fight [VIDEO]

Todd Lyons — Thu, 11 Apr 2013 20:02:26 +0000

The advent of camera phones has now made virtually every person on Earth a eyewitness reporter. Just when you think you’ve seen it all, a video like this pops up. This was taken on what appears to be a city bus. Two female passengers get into a verbal clash before threatening to beat each other [...]

Woman Poops in Public and Just Walks Away (NSFW)

Todd Lyons — Wed, 10 Apr 2013 22:06:47 +0000

Ladies and gentlemen, THIS is how far we’ve evolved as a species and race of humanity. Without further ado, I present to you the following video of a woman dropping a deuce in the middle of the floor of some type of store and walking away as if nothing out of the ordinary has happened. [...]

Burglar Breaks Window Then Falls (Video)

Kelly West — Thu, 28 Mar 2013 20:24:55 +0000

Well, I don’t know what else to say to this video but this guy is an idiot in many ways!It is interesting to me how he thinks he can break in to this house with just a rock. He obviously knows that there is a camera inside the house because on his second ‘Pass By’ [...]

Unloading Bamboo Red Neck Taiwanese Style (VIDEO)

Kelly West — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 22:42:19 +0000

If this was in Montana or Wyoming, they could definitely be my relatives! HA truly a Red Neck way to unload anything! I wander if they do this all of the time, how many trucks do they go through? HA

Washington State Jail Guard Trades Cookies for Sex with Inmate

Todd Lyons — Thu, 07 Mar 2013 18:16:32 +0000

A former Snohomish County corrections deputy has been charged with providing homemade chocolate chip cookies in exchange for sexual favors from a female inmate. 58 year-old Abner Canda was been put on administrative leave in January after video surveillance corroborated the story of a 22 year-old inmate who said she was “ashamed for my actions. [...]

Drunk Woman Takes Off Pants, Flees Cops In Toy Truck

Jeremy Taylor — Wed, 06 Mar 2013 16:25:37 +0000

Jamie Craft of Jonesboro, Arkansas has herself quite a Tuesday.

The 28-year old kicked of her midweek adventure by getting good and drunk and crashing her Trans Am into the side of a mobile home. Mind you this was a proper, adult sized Trans Am, which becomes important later in this tale and also made what she did a pretty serious crime.

Joe Bidens Advice On Women And Guns (VIDEO)

Kelly West — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 02:51:59 +0000

First of all, anyone in there right mind (not Biden) knows that there is only two rounds to a regular shotgun! HA And if you have ever fired a AR-15 then you know it really isn’t very hard to fire. Honestly you need to have respect for all guns and you might be able to [...]

Navy Boy Is a Seaman Indeed

Todd Lyons — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 22:56:33 +0000

I’m no ‘Dear, Abby,’ but if it were me, I’d tell the guy to buy a box of rubbers, but that’s just me. What would your advice be? Leave it in the comments below:

"Tanning Mom" Did Not Endanger Her 5 Year-Old

Todd Lyons — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 21:53:11 +0000

Patricia Krentcil, infamously known as "the tanning mom" for taking her five-year-old daughter into a tanning bed, did not endanger her child.
At least, according to a grand jury that refused to indict her of those charges in New Jersey on yesterday.

Man Calls 911 Nine Times to Request a Cheeseburger

Jeremy Taylor — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 17:29:04 +0000

There is just something about fast food that makes people abuse 911. In the past, folks have been arrested after calling emergency services to report problems with their orders at Burger King, McDonald’s, Subway and Hardee’s. Gregory Jackson Sr. decided to cut out the middleman. Instead of going to his local restaurant chain to be disappointed, [...]

Youth Hockey Coach Goes to Jail for Tripping Opposing Players

Drew Weisholtz — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 16:59:51 +0000

Martin Tremblay is going to spend some time in the legal system’s version of the penalty box. The youth hockey coach from Vancouver, Canada has been sentenced to 15 days in jail for tripping opposing players during a postgame handshake last summer. Pretty mean-spirited, eh? Tremblay, 48, went from coaching his son’s team to outright [...]

Puddle Of Mudd's Wes Scantlin Carjacks Ex-Wife's Vehicle

Todd Lyons — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 23:39:51 +0000

Trouble seems to find some people more than others. Puddle of Mudd lead singer is DEFINITELY one of those people. Having been arrested numerous times for drunken disorderly conduct, both on and off the stage, Scantlin has also been in trouble with the I.R.S. and was also recently divorced from his smokin’ hot wife. And [...]

8 Unintentionally Inappropriate Children's Books

Stephanie McMaster — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 16:37:37 +0000

Reading to a child is essential to their growth, and most children’s books address similar topics of sharing, accepting who you are and eating your vegetables. We found some gems from the children’s literature department, though, that made us pause and say WHAT?!?! Check out eight unintentionally inappropriate children’s books: 'Thomas the Tank Engine' [...]

Mother Who Hired Strippers for Teen Son's Birthday Party Probably Wishes She Hadn't

Drew Weisholtz — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 16:00:59 +0000

Most teens don’t think their moms are cool, but you can bet this kid in South Glens Falls, NY thinks his mother is awesome. That’s because 33-year-old mom Judy Viger thought it would be a great idea last November to hire two strippers to perform at her son’s birthday party — his 16th birthday party. [...]

Selah Power Outage And Drivers

Kelly West — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 19:06:08 +0000

When I learned how to drive, my papa was strict about me knowing all of the rules. The “Yield To The Person On The Right Rule When In Doubt” was what he focused on the most.Yesterday the power went out in Selah and either some of the people never actually took the test or they [...]

Zombie Apocalypse In Montana, Emergency Alert System Hacked (VIDEO)

Kelly West — Tue, 12 Feb 2013 02:33:53 +0000

I work in radio and the Emergency Alert System is nothing to mess around with at all. In fact, whoever did this will probably be in a whole lot of trouble! It’s the FCC for crying out loud! (But Hilarious too)Hackers broke into the Emergency Alert System of Great Falls, Montana affiliate KRTV and its [...]