May 10, 2011 The interior decor at your local Golden Arches leaves a lot to be desired, but that won't be the case for much longer.
The fast food giant plans to drop roughly $1 billion to re-decorate its restaurants, replacing red-and-yellow plastic with faux-leather and harsh overhead lighting with something that creates more ambiance.
May 4, 2011 Last month, Cuban native Jose Castelar set out to break his own record for the world's largest cigar.
Castelar began the project at the end of April and, with the help of assistants, finished the super-cigar on Tuesday.
May 4, 2011 Roger Kline may have saved the day when a thief tried to make good with over $1,600 in merchandise, but his instinct to tackle the sticky-fingered customer didn't save his job. In fact, it got him fired.
May 4, 2011 For those wondering what recently killed terrorist leader Osama bin Laden did to pass the time at his secret compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, we may have an answer.
According to the NY Daily News (via CNN), small crops of marijuana were found in the deserted lots on the compound's perimeter.
May 4, 2011 News came just down the pike that President Obama has decided not to show the dead pics of bin Laden. The picture you may have seen floating around is a fake. Many people said they need proof so some guys are a little P.O.ed about this. Fortnately, we have an exclusive picture of what it probably looked like - see the picture after the jump
May 3, 2011 A group of hearing-impaired friends were reportedly stabbed in a bar after another bar patron mistook their sign language for gang signs. The group was at Ocean's Eleven Lounge in Florida celebrating a friend's birthday when the incident occurred.
May 3, 2011 Two Los Angeles traffic enforcement officers appeared in a porn movie in which they fondled and spanked a naked actress and let her perform a solo sex act in one of their official vehicles.
The kicker: It all happened while they were on duty.
May 2, 2011 We all know that Twitter has become a very important resource for worldwide breaking news, and the information that is shared has, in a lot of ways, helped to change the world.
Last night, thousands of people (if not millions) took to their Twitter accounts to report on and gather information about the death of Osama bin Laden.
But there's a whole other side to the social media site that goes on simultaneously as the important facts are being passed around: the humorous and satirical take on the subject by the thousands of comedians and writers who are on Twitter. We searched around and highlighted a cross section of how comedians reacted to the news of bin Laden's death.
Read 23 humorous tweets (in no particular order) after the jump.
May 2, 2011 Most people watching 'ESPN's Sunday Night Baseball' game between the Philadelphia Phillies and the New York Mets knew that the reason the crowd suddenly erupted into cheers was because they had just found out Osama Bin Laden had been shot dead by American special forces.
The players on the field, however, had no idea. "I really didn't understand what was going on there for a minute," said Phillies pitcher Cliff Lee, whose team wound up losing 2 to 1 in 14 innings.
May 2, 2011 It looks like China didn't care much for Osama Bin Laden, either. I'm not sure who whipped up this video or even if it was televised, but I'd be on the floor pissing myself if they showed this on TV in America
May 2, 2011 Newspapers across the country reacted to the demise of Osama bin Laden on Monday morning, with front page headlines from the triumphant (Newark's "Star-Ledger" quotes Obama's speech with "'Justice Has Been Done'") to the minimal ("Dead," the "Boston Herald" and many others plainly state) to the profane ("
May 2, 2011 It's a beautiful day in America when you visit the FBI website just to re-assure what we've all been talking about all last night and morning long.
