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The Future Is Now — Star Trek Phasers Are Real

Emerald Catron — Fri, 17 May 2013 19:12:15 +0000

You know how sometimes you’re walking through Times Square, and it reminds you a little too much of ‘Blade Runner,’ then you get an email on your hand-sized computer/phone, and you have a massive panic attack because THE FUTURE IS NOW?!!!!! This video does not help that feeling. At all. According to Rusty Ward, host [...]

'Star Wars' and 'Doctor Who' Brawl Breaks Out at Sci-Fi Convention

Jeremy Taylor — Thu, 16 May 2013 15:46:11 +0000

When one thinks of a sci-fi convention brawl, one conjures up images of Trekkies squaring off against guys dressed like Stormtroopers. But what if the battle went down across the pond in Great Britain? A sci-fi convention at the University of East Anglia in Norwich, England featured enough geek-on-geek violence that the police got involved. [...]

Mom Puts Three-Year-Old Son Up for Adoption on Craigslist

Donald Deane — Thu, 16 May 2013 14:53:44 +0000

Craigslist is a great resource for meeting people and buying and selling almost anything. But when it comes to giving away children, there are probably better ways. That didn't stop a Texas woman from offering her three-year-old for adoption on the service, however.

Bea Arthur Naked Painting Sells for $1.9 Million (PHOTO) [NSFW]

Todd Lyons — Thu, 16 May 2013 13:57:05 +0000

Pass the eye bleach, please. An unidentified person with FAR too much money, paid $1.9 million for John Currin’s 1991 oil on canvas painting of former ‘Golden Girls’ and TV sitcom star Bea Arthur nude. Click here to see a photo of the actual painting… Or, don’t.

What American City Was Just Named the 'Laziest'?

Drew Weisholtz — Thu, 16 May 2013 13:55:34 +0000

America is known for its obesity crisis and penchant for lounging on the couch instead of getting up and doing anything physical. As it turns out, some cities perpetuate that stereotype more than others. Men’s Health magazine has finally answered the age old question “What are the laziest cities in the country?” For the sake [...]

DJ Gets Drunk On Air During Final Broadcast

Todd Lyons — Wed, 15 May 2013 20:19:24 +0000

There is a secret fantasy that all radio dj’s have. When confronted with the idea of quitting or being let go, every jock has entertained the notion of getting drunk and speaking their mind their last day on the air. Which is why BBC radio host Paula White is my new hero. Ms. White, who [...]

Worst Honeymoon Ever Ends With Husband Arrested for Soliciting Prostitute

Drew Weisholtz — Wed, 15 May 2013 15:37:27 +0000

You know how they say the honeymoon ended before it even began? Well, that’s actually true in the case of Mohammed Ahmed. The 21-year-old man from Illinois was arrested for soliciting a prostitute…while on his honeymoon! Ahmed, who was in Orlando, Florida with his new bride, was caught when he met an undercover detective posing [...]

Man Breaks Into Supermarket and Eats 57 Cans of Whipped Cream

Drew Weisholtz — Wed, 15 May 2013 13:30:29 +0000

Trevor Runyon took a trip to the grocery store no one will soon forget. Runyon, 30, was arrested for breaking into a supermarket overnight in Mount Washington, Kentucky and enjoying the type of culinary bonanza usually reserved for Russian weddings. The manager of ValuMarket walked into work on Monday morning to find 57 empty whipped [...]

Taco Bell Waffle Tacos Are Coming to Make You Fatter

Jeremy Taylor — Wed, 15 May 2013 12:30:15 +0000

Taco Bell recently changed America’s taco calculus by offering Doritos-flavored shells. Their next move appears to be far more radical. Fast food fans in Southern California are reporting the presence of waffle tacos on the menu at some local Taco Bell franchises. The item, which goes for 89 cents, features a waffle folded around sausage [...]

Seattle Bus Riders Can Now Get their Lost Weed Back

Todd Lyons — Tue, 14 May 2013 22:26:23 +0000

Back in November, voters in this state became one of two (Colorado) to legalize the possession of marijuana. This has brought with it myriad questions about how to deal with certain elements of the law as well as what to do in other situations where the formerly illegal substance is found. One thing is clear, [...]

Possibly Drunk High School Umpire Passes Out On Field, Fights Medics, Gets Tased and Arrested

Joe Student — Tue, 14 May 2013 19:44:51 +0000

C’mon, Blue: you’re seeing double out there! An Illinois high school umpire passed out on the field of a game while he was umpiring last Friday. Prior to the nap, spectators say Daryl Jacobson, 49, was “visibly under the influence.” When medics came to assist Jacobson, witnesses say he fought them off to the point [...]

Rat Playing Fetch, Thinks He Is A Dog [VIDEO]

Kelly West — Tue, 14 May 2013 01:16:59 +0000

This is such an hilarious video! That rat is super smart playing fetch with the owner.Interesting enough, the cat in the video walks by as if he forgets that he is even a cat! Great catch on the video!

Panic Ensues As Economy Hurts Nevada Brothel Business

Joe Student — Sun, 12 May 2013 19:00:27 +0000

Forget about the housing market, the unemployment rate and the price of gas, the lingering effects of the recent global recession has caused the legalized brothel business in Nevada to go limp. According to a New York Daily Ne

1965 Ferrari 330GT Belonging to John Lennon Going Up For Auction

Wes Glinsmann — Fri, 10 May 2013 18:43:52 +0000

John Lennon got his driver’s license just after The Beatles had become the biggest band in the world. So it’s probably not a surprise that his first ride was a little fancier than yours. Lennon’s first car will be going up on the auction block in July. In February 1965, The Beatles had just finished [...]

Shorts Season is Here — You Can Tell Because It's Written on Butts!

GuySpeed Editors — Thu, 09 May 2013 17:00:34 +0000

It’s here, pals. It’s finally here. There were a couple of dark years where short shorts — our favorite part of summer — took a backseat to something terrible called “Capri Pants.” Those days are behind us, friends. As summer 2013 approaches, we’re seeing a whole lot of leg, and we’re stoked about it; as [...]

Angry Student Lecturing Teacher on How to Teach Goes Viral

Emerald Catron — Thu, 09 May 2013 16:30:39 +0000

This kid’s got big brass ones. Or maybe he was just fed up. Actually, we figure it probably requires a combination of both to pull off a stunt like this.This student at Duncanville High (on the outskirts of Dallas, Texas, in case you were wondering where such an accent comes from) was clearly sick of [...]

Woman Poops. On a Subway Elevator. While Camera Catches Her

Drew Weisholtz — Thu, 09 May 2013 15:56:22 +0000

There’s really no clever way to say this, so we’ll just come out and say it: a woman in China was caught on-camera pooping on an elevator in a subway station. The video has gone viral in the country and left us to wonder just how bad the public restrooms are there. The woman hunkers [...]

Second Grade Teacher Allegedly Taped Students' Mouths Shut

Donald Deane — Tue, 07 May 2013 15:56:17 +0000

Sure, kids can be a handful sometimes, but a second grade teacher in Colorado may have taken things too far when she allegedly taped the mouths of 28 students shut because they were being noisy.

Guy Cancels Pizza Pickup Because Hockey Game Went into Overtime

Wes Glinsmann — Tue, 07 May 2013 13:49:09 +0000

Sports fans have a lower threshold for the word “emergency.” While most people reserve the term for events like heart attacks, major world crises and running out of toilet paper, sports fans know that true emergencies are things like double overtime and last minute drives. So you can forgive one loyal hockey fan for having to change dinner plans based on the fortunes of his favorite team.

Miley Cyrus Sheds Her… Youth

Todd Lyons — Mon, 06 May 2013 22:18:12 +0000

I'm too old anymore to bother keeping tabs on the flavor-of-the-month in pop culture.

What strumpet has gotten into trouble this week? Who had a nip slip on the red carpet?
Don't ask me.

That said, while searching through my government conspiracy websites, I was shocked to find an article on the pages of www.SecretsOfTheFed.com featuring a scantily clad Miley Cyrus. WTF?