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Watch Kids in China Endure the Most Intense Walk to School Ever
Think you’ve got a rough commute?
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World’s Biggest Time-Waster Spends Six Years Playing Video Games in Internet Cafe
Life is all fun and games for one man in China.
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Woman Arrested For April Fool’s Day Robbery Prank
It's becoming harder and harder to pull a good April Fool's Day prank. We blame the internet for this, as not long after you log on you are reminded of the tricky nature of April 1 and thus put your guard up.
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Ron Jeremy Returns to Work After Brush With Death
Proving once and for all that not even a life-threatening medical condition can keep a dedicated adult star down (pun!), legendary schtupper Ron Jeremy is back at work following two aneurysms near his heart that almost killed him several months ago. Thank god. Adult films just haven't been the same without him.
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Amish Town of Blue Ball, PA Accepts $1 Million Offer to Become Pornhub, PA
The Amish churn their own butter, but it turns out the thing they make the best is a quick buck.
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Receipt Shows Ridiculous Use of Food Stamps
March 22, 2013 Your tax dollars hard at work.
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This Pixelated Swimsuit Might Give Us a Heart Attack, Should We Ever See it in Action
The only thing better than scoping out a hot chick wearing a skimpy bikini is catching a glimpse of one wearing nothing at all. Sadly, those pesky laws of modern civilization seem to frown on public nudity. This means that unless you frequent nude beaches, your chances of catching an eyeful of the Nipplous Mountains and the Snail Trail Canal this summer are discouragingly low. However...
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What Are the Odds of Filling Out a PERFECT NCAA Bracket?
March 18, 2013 So, just what exactly are the odds of filling out a PERFECT bracket for the NCAA Men's Basketball tournament?
This professor at DePaul University knows!
Don't forget to fill out your bracket BEFORE Thursday morning at 9:00 A
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The ‘Baco’ Bacon Shell Taco Will Either Make Baseball More Enjoyable Or Kill You
The action on the field may not be the only heart-stopping thing fans of the West Michigan Whitecaps see this season.
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‘Run to the Hills’ to Grab New ‘Trooper’ Beer by Iron Maiden
Not only do heavy metal legends Iron Maiden have one of the most loyal and rabid fan bases of anyone else in the music, or fencing, community they'll soon have possibly one of the drunkest. That’s because the band recently announced a new partnership wit
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Gatorade Can No Longer Put Out a Fire
March 14, 2013 Sports drink Gatorade, long known as the "thirst quencher," will no longer be a "fire retarder."
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Eww! Mother Says Toddler Ate Used Condom Found at McDonald’s
A trip to McDonald’s turned out to be anything but a happy meal for one Chicago-area family.