I actually kind of feel bad for this. They thought they made this huge discovery. Something that could've won the person who found it fame and glory while the news team could've won the prize for the biggest breaking story of the year. It turns out they didn't win much more than viral humiliation for discovering a sex toy that was apparently buried underground.

I think the true story is, 'Why was this sex toy buried in the first place.' That's the story I want to know.

Warning: It's a sex toy so it looks like.. y'know.. sex stuff.