Do You Have a Porn Nickname?

I recently got into a conversation with a couple of people that I work with, talking about their spouses giving them porn nicknames or naming their junk. One of them mentioned that if someone doesn't actually nickname you, you can do it yourself.  For your first name, use the name of the first pet you ever had.  For your last name, take the very first street name you ever lived on.

Brian, who works at our news talk station said his porn name would be "Red Fort" or "Red McCoy." I would have to say that it is a reasonable porn nickname. Kind of quirky and exotic all at the same time.

Todd Lyons from 'The Big Show' on 94.5 KATS is Heidi Aurora. Kind of girly, but there is nothing wrong with a little role playing.

Rik Mikals, who works on the 92.9 The Bull, is Joe Poplar. Not bad considering that poplar is the name of a tree. That would be some serious wood!

Mine, Kelly West, would be Snoopy View! What the hell? Why did I have to name my first pet Snoopy. Really?

What is your porn name?