Who's better? The University of Texas or Oklahoma?

Who cares! What's important here is that a.) this dumb-ass actually LIVED and b.) I will make a mental note to never partake in a drunken frat boy foam sword rally!


No buses present in this video were fatally injured.

The student, Nick, is fine and was released from the hospital around 3:45 P.M. the same day, May 4th, 2012. I also feel the need to clarify the situation to those unfamiliar with the roads around UT campus. This sword fight took place on Guadalupe St. just in front of the Co-op. The "crosswalk", is understood to be the entire section in between the two striped areas. Nick was wearing an Obama mask.

Remember kids, always look both ways.