Facebook Game Has Your Friends Posting Crazy and Disgusting Status Updates
Last week, while scrolling through my Facebook news feed, I saw a friend’s status update that said “Just used my boobs to get out of a speeding ticket.” At first I thought, “For real? I wouldn’t think SHE would do that.” Today I saw that exact same status update from a different person, plus another friend that had updated their FB with “I pooped my pants.” Ok, so what’s up with these weird status updates? Turns out it’s just a game and type of ‘prank’ to play on your online amigos.
If you like/comment on any of these crazy or ridiculous status updates, you will probably receive a message along these lines:
You’re in trouble!! A friend did this to me, sorry it’s a game! You shouldn’t of liked or commented. Choose one of the following:
“Anyone got any tampons? I’m desperate”
“Just used my boobs to get out of a speeding ticket.”
“How do you get rid of foot fungus?”
“Why is no one around when I’m horny?”
“No toilet paper – Goodbye socks!!!”
“I pooped my pants.”
Note: No explanations. Your turn!
It’s a similar trend to the “I like it on…” status updates. Since most of us men let our minds hang out in the gutter on a regular basis, those sexually suggestive updates would garner tons of likes. The innuendo was actually talking about where women would leave their purses or handbags at night. It was linked to a similar campaign aimed at raising breast cancer awareness.
In the end, your friend’s account hasn’t been “hacked” (Can we stop using that term when you are just silly enough to leave your FB open and available to others. That is not a hack!) and they aren’t really doing the weird things they put as their status updates. Well…I’m going to at least give most of them the benefit of the doubt and assume they don’t really have bowel movement issues or are willing to whore themselves out to avoid a traffic violation and post about it on social media. Then again, I have some weirdo friends…