I typically get annoyed by the fans who sit directly behind home plate when I'm watching a baseball game on television.

They seemingly spend most of the game on their cell phone waving in the direction of the camera, undoubtedly asking who ever is on the other end of the call, "Can you see me?!?!"

Ugh.  These are the most expensive seats in the house and the are almost always filled with the least knowledgeable fans who are more concerned with being a "star."

The ante was upped last night when a fan sleazed into the front row at Wrigley Field after a lengthy rain delay during the Cubs game against the Pittsburgh Pirates and many fans had left the game.

The jackwagon in question proceeded to pantomime oral sex for an entire inning before finally being ejected by security.