Girl Beat Up Robber And Turn’s Him Into Sex Slave

DailyMail had this article which easily has the best headline I've ever read in my life.

Robber who broke into hair salon is beaten by its black-belt owner and kept as a sex slave for three days... fed only Viagra

As the story goes on, that's exactly what happened.

Some dude tried to rob a salon, not knowing the owner had a black-belt in karate. She took him down, tied him up and decided to "teach him a lesson" by feeding him viagra and used him as a sex slave for a few days. You can check out the whole story here.