Why have I never thought to do this before? It's completely genius. I don't have a fancy toaster oven (even though they're not that expensive, nor are they that fancy) but I do have a toaster. You'll have to put something in the toaster first to keep the levers down and get the heating coil nice and hot. Go ahead and throw in a couple slices of that 19 grain bread that your lady-friend tries to feed you. Then, when the pizza is done to your liking, throw away the bread and enjoy!