"Well, I have nothing else better to do today, I think that I will cook up my own Penis and serve it for 25o bucks a plate! WTF!!That is exactly what happened with a Japanese guy who considers himself A-Sexual. He had his own gentiles removed after deciding that he wanted to raise awareness about sexual minorities. Mao Sugiyama had them removed surgically in March and froze them for the meal on May 13th. He served them up with parsley and mushrooms! YUK! And I can honestly think of a better way to raise awareness for sexual minorities! Talk about serious Junk in the Trunk! or the freezer as the case may be. Hopefully no one in Yakima Valley trys this.  It might be hard to ear for a while if they do! HA