Lady Changes Name to the Alphabet

A Colombian woman feels the need to redefine herself, so she changed her name from "Ladyzunga Cyborg" (to which she had changed her birth name a while ago) to ... well, the whole alphabet. Sure, it'll be easy to spell, and fun to sing ... but to pronounce her first name, ABCDEFGHIJKLMN or her last name OPQRSTUVWXYZ ... damn near impossible.