Here's a woman who should have her mouth washed out with soap... bleach... and perhaps some steel wool. 52 year old Diane Thomas punched her boyfriend in the mouth a few weeks ago. So a cop named Chris Ballard from the Monroe Police Department came to the scene to break up the one sided fight and arrest her.

To dodge the charges Ms. Thomas, a budding chef perhaps, offers to toss a salad for the officer. Officer Ballard politely turned down the offer and charged the woman with misdemeanor domestic abuse AND felony bribery.

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