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There is buzzed. There is drunk. There is blackout drunk. Now there is “so drunk a prostitute turns into a donkey” drunk. 

The Telegraph explains how a Zimbabwean man told a court that he hired a prostitute who during the night transformed into a donkey, and that he is now “seriously in love” with the animal.

Sunday Moyo, 28, said he had paid $25 for a prostitute, and was surprised the next morning, when he heard people accusing him of having sex with a donkey. It’s better than being accused of sleeping with a llama. Llamas are terrible lovers that won’t even cuddle afterward. Not even for an additional $30 on top of the agreed upon $25.

Moyo has been charged with bestiality and remains in police custody while he attends court ordered mental examinations. The donkey had no comment.

[Via The Telegraph]

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