There are plenty of ways to pleasure your manhood, but I have to believe that sticking a FORK up it isn't one of them!

Don't tell that to the 70 year-old Australian man who was rushed to the emergency room after shoving a 4-inch utensil in his urethra.

Read the full doctor's report here.

*WARNING* The report includes a terrifying -- and GRAPHIC -- image of the fork being removed. We do not recommend viewing it on a full stomach.)