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Man Awakes from Surgery Not Realizing The Cute Girl in the Room is His Wife

Meet Jason Mortensen. He’s recently coming off his anesthesia post-surgery and has been stung by cupid’s arrow. He gushes over this cute girl in the room not realizing that it’s his own wife.

“You’re my wife? Holy s***!”

He says he hit the jackpot. I don’t have a picture of her, but what’s important is that he’s smitten with her. Too cute.

If only there was a way I could bottle up whatever he was on to sell legally, I’d be a kajillionaire!

On the other hand, I have to wonder what would’ve happened if he was flirting with a different girl (ie. nurse) that wasn’t his wife. Maybe it’s best he keeps his trap shut.

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