"Can't win for losing."
"Damned if you do, damned if you don't."
"If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all."

Pick your favorite phrase to describe when things don't go your way, and NONE of them will compare to the plight of Wesley Warren, Jr.

You may remember the story awhile back we told you about the man with a 132-pound scrotum.  The good news?  He had his massive nuts surgically reduced.  The bad news?  It has left him with a one-inch penis.

He now says, according to the U.K.'s the Sun, "

'I know the majority of people are probably expecting me to express extreme happiness and glee that my life has been transformed since the sac has been removed - but it’s not as simple as that."

Is he ungrateful or unlucky?  Let us know in the comments below.