If you weren't convinced you were an OLD PERSON before, this should pretty much seal it. A new survey showed pictures of old technology to kids who were between 6 and 18 years old, and asked them what they were looking at.  And here are the results, which I now serve you with a side of Metamucil . . .which barely any of them had a clue about, "meta who sill?"...some of the quality nuggets are below, full story at yougov.

Courtesy YouGov Kids Tech Illustrative

  1. Pager . . . 86% had no idea what it was.
  2. Overhead projector . . . 71%.
  3. Floppy disk . . . 67%.
  4. Cassette . . . 40%.
  5. Video tape . . . 37%.
  6. Typewriter . . . 27%.
  7. Record player . . . 26%.
  8. Postcard . . . 23%.
  9. Disposable camera . . . 9%.
  10. Rotary phone . . . 5%.